NihaoGator
A swamp gator in a red silk jacket and a bamboo hat walked into a gas station, waved at the camera and said nihao. The local news has not stopped filming since.
Drops at launch
- MONnihao
- TUEnihao
- WEDNIHAO
- THUnihao
- FRIlo mein
100% chance of nihao. Humidity: yes.
GATOR LENGTH 3.0 ft
"Hi, first time caller. He said nihao to me at the boat ramp."
Host: "And did you say it back?"
Said nihao 0 times
How long is the gator?
Local news always reports the length, so the gator grows with the market cap of $GIHAO. Every 10x adds three feet.
This is a simulation until launch. After launch the gator reads the real market cap every 15 seconds.
Length in feet = 3 + 3 × log₁₀(1 + market cap / $1,000)
Put yourself in the paper
Everyone in Florida meets the gator eventually. Write your headline, save the clipping, post it.
FLORIDA MAN SAYS NIHAO TO GATOR AT GAS STATION
Gator says it back, witnesses confirm
Witnesses say the gator wore a red silk jacket and a bamboo hat, waved once and walked out with a takeout box. Nobody was hurt. Everybody was greeted.